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If you are looking for Hilarious Funny Facebook Status then your search ends here. This article is all about very funny Facebook status messages that have been written by real people. Read the full collection of the funny Facebook statuses and tell us what you think.

English ~everything is shortened anyway (brb,idk,lol).

Blond: i dont know who the father is for the other baby Doctor: LUCKY IM A BRUNETTE !!!!!!!

*BLOND GOES TO THE DOCTOR TO FIND OUT IF SHE IS PREGNANT* Doctor: your pregnant Blond: *smiles* 🙂 Doctor: your having twins Blond: *crys* Doctor: is’ant that good?

Chick: Heaven Awww :’) Guy: No, when you fell from the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down!!

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